"How can you be married and wear a kilt?"
"What the heck does that mean? What difference does it make?"
"Oh come on. You know kilts are just designed to get us laid."
"They're designed to keep us dry, warm, and comfortable. It's not like girls hit on you just because you're wearing some fancy Geoffrey Taylor thing that cost you eight hundred bucks."
"Really? When was the last time?"
"The last them what?"
"When was the last time some hot woman didn't ask for a peek when you went out like that."
"I can handle a few come ons. It's not like you're required to go home with a girl because she likes your legs."
"Oh, yes you are."
"Are you telling me you hook up every time you go out in a kilt? You don't even have a tartan."
"Oh, just cause I'm black I don't get a tartan? Fuck that. Kilts are post-punk, post-nation state, and postmodern."
"So your postmodern kilt is just designed to get your laid?"
"Of course not. It's a fashion statement. Besides, it's comfortable."